NFL Week 7 Roundup:

Demarco Murray runs for a gazillion yards, albeit against the St. Louis Rams, and the Cowboys are not ready to name him the starter yet.

Mr. Garrett- Emmitt Smith is not walking through that door.

And speaking of the Rams, I know it was AJ Feely, but Sam Bradford wasn't exactly setting the world on fire. At what point do we tire of Josh McDaniels? Because I'm just about there.

One 5-0 start and Ndamukong Suh wants you to know the Lions are bad mutha f- shut yo mouth!

The Atlanta Falcons are all up in arms over apparent taunting and trash talking when quarterback Matt Ryan was down with an apparent injury.

Are you kidding me? Really?

The way the Falcons have mailed it in the first half of the season, they should be thankful they're still in contention. Child please.

Did Tim Tebow play yesterday?

Look, kids- Tebow is not a good quarterback right now. Even he knows that. But you cannot argue with wins. It won't always be like this and in the end, I cannot make myself believe he will be a successful quarterback in the long run.

But the kid wins...

Did the Colts play yesterday? Did they know?

That Ponder kid looked alright yesterday playing against the league's best team. As long as Adrian Peterson is his BFF, he might actually pan out.

Also in that game, Aaron Rodgers continued on his quest to make us all ask the question: "Brett who?"

I swear the Cleveland Browns and the Seattle Seahawks were one step away from running the single wing, the way they were trying to set the game of football back decades.

So much for that whole "Titans Revival" thing, eh?

Just curious, do you think Chris Johnson regrets that whole holdout mess? His longest carry yesterday? 3 yards. Do the math here people- if you're 6 feet tall, that means you'd get 2 yards simply falling over.

Has there been a more purely enigmatic team over the last 10 years than the San Diego Chargers?

You swear every year is their year, but they insist on driving everyone who watches this game nuts.

Maybe Eli was right on draft day.

So the Bears are up on the Buccaneers in the fourth quarter, Bears running back Matt Forte has had a productive day and Mike Martz decides to get pass happy?

I've said it before, I'll say it again: how long can YOU ignore YOUR boss before you lose your job?

Or at least get demoted to sod inspector at Soldier Field.

Cam Newton leads the Panthers over the Redskins in new starter John Beck's first game. I get why they benched Rex Grossman, I do.

But that's Rex. You get those train-wreck days where you rip your hair out trying to figure out why the kid just can't seem to see defenders sometimes. But Grossman's greatest attribute is that his memory is short and he'll still chuck it.

Of course, sometimes it will still end up in the opposition's hands.

Can someone tell me why I haven't heard anything about a hot seat for Ken Whisenhunt?

Don't get me wrong, getting that franchise to the Super Bowl was no small feat, but he's threatening to be the worst one hit wonder since Vanilla Ice.

Oh and this: when do we write off Kevin Kolb?

As I'm writing this, the latest dud of a primetime game- Monday Night Football starring the Ravens and Jaguars has been on for 2 hours and 45 minutes and they're only about halfway through the third quarter.

It's 9-0 Jaguars. Anytime Joe Flacco wants to figure out this vaunted Jaguars defense, sheesh.

Oh and that was sarcasm.